I also want to hook up with someone who is totally racist and hates fat people. I mean, I can be PC later, like after we hump, right?
Also, lately even though I am supposedly a feminist, I wear this necklace with a big STEAK pendant that fellow HLI-er coneythemp got for me. The meat dangles provocatively in my cleavage. MY BOOBS = PIECE OF MEAT! Lesbians hate meat & women who like being "a piece of meat", so that means, I am just really bad. Speaking of bad, the other week, I was in a B/D session, and I told my client to spank me harder & harder & now I have a big giant bruise. I mostly just couldn't help but think how sexy it looks when my bruise peeks out from my super-femme mini skirt, which I will be wearing in the winter weather because I am irresponsible.